A little from the beginning

Upon my existing position as a student in the faculty of computer science, the sheer volume of women is astounding! In other words in 3rd year computer science I believe there are 6 girls out of 100 or so. Thus leading to my search in the world wide web. Upon stumbling on a certain site I have had a number of interesting dates, whom some I am trying to forget.

One of the ladies I have met, was understandably afraid to meet in person being the fact that she was 19 and I am 28. Hey I could be cereal killer for all she knows. She never had the chance to learn of my Mennonite heritage. Anyway I digress, we decided to meet for a first date and she proceeded to bring a friend. We met at a local bar and there he was, her best friend, who just happened to be her ex. Well it didn't take long before at story popped out about this guy chaperone who had sat on her chest and fartted in her face. One might ask themselves what might a person respond with such a intriguing story...well of course my response was graceful yet courteous. I simply said "can I order two pints please" and then quickly stepped aside to make a quiet escape.

My lesson from this was to up the bar of at least being within 8 years of my age.